Just The Tip Please

You know what SUCKS….being a virgin! Its sucks. For those of you who were or are late bloomers you’ll be able to appreciate this blog the most, and all you sluts out there, well I guess you’re shit out of luck. But you were all here at one point or another, maybe it was years ago, maybe it was months ago, weeks ago, or even last night? Well being someone that held on to the chastity belt a little bit longer than ‘normal’ I have definitely learned how NOT to tell a guy you’re a virgin.

1. Never tell him on a first date – way too soon!
2. Never tell any of his friends – BIG mistake!
3. Never be in the middle of hooking up and stop the hook up to tell him.
4. Never say.. I’m ready to have sex but just not with you.
5. Never say… “I really want you inside me.” BUT then not follow through. If you want it you want it.
6. Never tell him on the 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th date– still too soon!
7. When he asks “Do you have condoms?” Your reply shouldn’t be – “We won’t be needing those I’m a virgin!”
8. Don’t tell him you’re a virgin when you’re shit faced and not remember you told him….no wonder he isn’t calling!
9. While lying in bed never turn to him and say….. “I have something to tell you. (Long Dramatic Pause) I haven’t
slept with anybody, but really want to sleep with you.” – This is one of the worst ways to tell him.
10. Really I just want someone to tell me the best way to tell a guy you’re still a virgin! Cause I just don’t know….

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