Just The Tip Please

So last weekend I went out with some old friends, dinner, drinks, girl talk, you know the usual…during the girl talk a friend of mine told me a story that I just had to share with all of you.  It went something like this…My friend: “So I was really drunk and met this guy out at the bar, we hit it off so I brought him back to my apartment later that night, we had sex about 15 times, he was on top, I was on top, standing, lying, pretty much any position you can think of we did.  So a few days passed and I had this horrible stomach ache, I didn’t think much of it and just figured I was constipated from not eating enough veggies and fiber.  On the third day I finally went to the bathroom – thank god!  I stood up to flush the toliet and looked down into the bowl, and was shocked to see a CONDOM floating around in the water…now I know we had a lot of sex that night, but i’ve never had anal sex and I certinaly didn’t have it that night…or did I?  Do you think I could have swallowed the condom?”  My reaction:  “A CONDOM CAME OUT OF YOUR ASS  AND YOU DON’T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE – THAT’S AWESOME AND A GREAT BLOG!!  THERE IS NO WAY YOU SWALLOWED IT. Call me crazy but i’m pretty sure if you swallowed a condom you’d know it.”

Needless to say, drunk sex can certainly get messy and sometimes results in unexpected surprises.  I guess the good news is if my friend did have anal sex, at least it didn’t hurt???