Just The Tip Please

There is this new online dating site that’s free called Plenty of Fish.  I recently joined after a friend told me about it – I thought it’s free, why not?  I’ve been on the site for almost four months and have gone out/talked to a few different guys and I’ve decided they should rename the site “Plenty of Fucking Idiots.”  That’s about all I’ve met on the site – lots of idiots.   I think my latest date sums up the site.  First, he makes me drive 45 minutes to meet him, which I don’t mind doing, but a considerate guy would have met me halfway.  Second, we get to the bar and he insists on buying me a drink I don’t want, who drinks a scorpion bowl on a first date, after Freshman Year of College anyway!?!?

Then the conversation went as follows…

His opinion about romantic commercials on at the bar.

HIM:  Oh my god, this commercial is such an anti-hard on.

ME:  Hmmm…ok.

And then we discussed passed relationships.

HIM:  So have you been in a lot of relationships?

ME:  A few, I had one long term one a few years back and another one this summer, but nothing really serious in between.

HIM:  Oh, so what did you do in between masturbate?

Then he brought up marriage.

HIM:  I NEVER want to get married, I’m assuming you do because you’re a girl; all girls want to get married.  Marriage ruins everything.

ME:  (No response)

The chair he was sitting in.

HIM:  This chair is uncomfortable.

ME:  Oh really, do you have a bad back?  We can change seats if you’d like.

HIM:  No.  It’s just killing my balls.

ME:  Adios idiot.

My favorite part about this interaction is the guy thought it went well and wanted to go out again and when I blew him off couldn’t understand why.  REALLY?!?!