Just The Tip Please

This is a phrase that my friends and I use on a daily basis.  What does it mean?  Well, I think you get the idea, but I’ll start with where it came from.  My friends and I moved out to LA to do an internship program our last semester of college.  The first week we were out here, we all had to go on a million interviews and being that it was most of our first time in a professional setting, we were nervous.  So, one of my friends and I were talking and just to make light of the whole situation, “a blow job away…” was born.  At that point it was a blowjob away from getting an internship.  But it can really be used in any situation.  A blowjob away from getting to the front of a line, a blow job away from a rum and Coke, a blow job away from giving a blow job.  Unfortunately, one of our friends took it way too seriously and everything in her life became a blow job away…I need a new pair of jeans, why not give that sales man a blow job, I don’t feel like paying for drinks, dinner, bar nuts, why not give a blow job to that guy on the stool next to me or the bartender.  Now ladies, although this phrase can move you up the ladder and get you just about anything from any guy, you want to take caution because too many blow jobs can result in being a blow job away from prostitution!