Just The Tip Please

Don’t you just love hotels?   Well I do, I love them.  I like everything about them.  I like that I can be messy and it doesn’t matter because you leave them soon enough.  I like that when I am in a hotel its usually for a special occasion.  A wedding, a vacation, a “get-away” if you will, and of course a great hookup!  I don’t know what it was but for a couple years of my life I was hooking up in hotels all over the place.  I met a guy in Vegas, we go back to my hotel, I met a guy in Palm Springs, no privacy, why not get a hotel room, my boyfriend lives on base where women aren’t allowed, guess we’ll have to get a hotel!  I don’t know what it is about hotels, but it just makes the hookup that much better.  You don’t care if the neighbors hear you because you won’t have to see them for the next month and have to say “Hi” full well knowing they heard your ass being slapped through the walls.  I just love them, the sex is always great, no inhibitions, but I really wish the maid would obey the Do Not Disturb sign because my ass up in the air at six in the morning can’t be pretty, not that it stopped us.