Just The Tip Please

I am currently in my hometown and while driving down the highway I had this memory flash through my head of giving my boyfriend from high school road head.  It got me thinking, does anyone actually still give road head or was it just a fad??   The one and only time I gave road head, I had two thoughts – first, I thought we are definitely going to get into a car accident and I’m going to die, and two, why did I bother going to the gym today?  What a workout that is..geez.  Come to think of it I had a third thought while giving road head – I think my best friend just drove by us…how embarrassing is that?  And I’m not joking..anyway, I want to know what all of you out there think are BJ’s on the freeway in or was it just a fad??

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Hooking up in public places definitely gives you an adrenaline rush, maybe you’ve hooked up at the movies, in the shower, at work, at the mall, in an alley, on the sand, in your pool or maybe a friend’s pool, in a car, at your parents house, in a restaurant bathroom, or maybe you’ve hooked up in a phone booth, or what about the woods?

I think one of the all time worst places I’ve ever hooked up with someone was in the woods. I was definitely inebriated and thought ‘hey this seems like a good idea – right?’ Me and my ideas when I’m drunk. Stumbling through the woods linked arm, and arm, with the guy, I can barely tell my left from my right, but am all about getting naked stat. (We all know we feel like this when we’re drunk and if you don’t feel like this then maybe you don’t get drunk enough) Meandering down a dark path I find a comfy spot…ah yes a rock. A big rock, I guess you may even say it was a boulder. Now the details are fuzzy, but clothes came off and man was it hard, rough, and cold – the rock that is, lucky me I was on the bottom. Chivalry is dead remember. The hookup was fun and definitely memorable, not only because it was the first, and only time I ever hooked up on a rock, but it was also the first, and only time I have ever got a yeast infection. So for that I’d like to thank the rock for teaching me the lesson – DUMBASS DON’T HOOK UP ON ROCKS!!!

I have a lot of friends who have faked orgasms with guys, ladies you know who you are.  I think it’s par for the course when it comes to dating and sex, especially  when you’re hooking up with a new man who has no idea what turns you on.  You of course, want him to feel good about the situation so if he’s not pleasing you, you may have to fake it for his ego.  We’ve all done it once, twice, or always (I hope not for your sake), but I recently had a conversation with a male friend that changed my opinion of faking it.  My very close guy friend told me that he had sex last night, but didn’t orgasm…hmm…when the girls asked if he did, of course my friend’s response was yes.  He didn’t want to offend the girl.  Being in charge of taking the condom off the girl never knew the difference and contently laid in his arms post-sex with not a care in the world.  My friend didn’t care that this girl couldn’t get him there and went on to say, that this wasn’t the first time he had faked it.  He couldn’t pin point exactly why he wasn’t orgasming, but definitely didn’t want the girls to know.  Now call me crazy, but isn’t it a lot easier for men to reach climax than woman?  Yes it’s case to case, but I would think a man would orgasm more easily than a woman.  Clearly not, and to make matters worse, we may never know when/if a guy has just faked it if a condom is involved.  After hearing this I thought about all those guys that think they’re pleasing their woman when in reality they’re not at all, because she’s just faking it.  Personally, I’d never want to be with a guy that had to fake it and then lie to me about it.  Would you?  Needless to say it’s not fair to them when we lie about it – so next time a guy’s not getting me there I’ll be sure to let him know!