Just The Tip Please

One of our readers EitherWillDo sent in this question and it got us thinking:

I have a question for you.  When I was younger, I used to think being hairy was macho.  Now that I am older, I use clippers to trim the hair on my chest and underarms to 1/4 inch in length.  I also trim my nose, eyebrows, ears, and even my nipples occasionally.  I also clean up the hair around my genitals every three or four weeks.  Instead of clippers near that sensitive flapping skin, I use a depilatory which makes me smooth as a baby’s bottom.   Some women love it and some women hate it.  Any thoughts on it?
The conversation we had after getting this email…

Miss T: I applaud him! I personally think this is a HUGE TURN ON as far as below the belt and your chest hair is concerned.

Miss P: I too applaud him for keeping it under control, but being “smooth as a baby’s bottom” is taking it way to far for a man.  I know the trend right now is for women to shave it all off down below but for men, I’m not sure about that.

Miss T: Don’t get me wrong I don’t mind some chest hair, but if we are talking about a national park on your chest I would bet more women like it shaven/trimmed than not.

Miss P: Oh yeah you gotta trim, I’m not a fan of a hairy chest, but if that’s what you’re born with then keep it under control, a tuff of hair coming out of your collar isn’t attractive like it was…well I don’t know if it ever was!

Miss T: I for one have definitely had to stop mid job on more than one occasion to remove hair out of my mouth – groossss, but it’s the truth.  You have to stop… fiddle, fiddle, got it…then continue who needs that?

Miss P: eww…eww…eww.

Miss T:  Whatever.  It does sound like he has gotten a bit carried away i.e. eyebrows, etc., but to be honest I like a guy that keeps his hair in check, as long as you’re not wearing mascara and lipstick for me less hair is more!

Miss P:  eww……okay sorry better now.  I like that he also keeps up with his eyebrows and armpits, etc. it means he cares enough to put in the effort, which is more than I can say for most guys out there.

Miss T: So I say keep it up – the bottom line is if I want to see bushes I’ll go to Yosemite or buy a chia pet.

Miss P:  Haha, yeah, I say keep it up if it makes you happy and more confident it can only help in finding you a lady. But I would think twice about going bald down below kinda freaks me out a little.

A guy I saw frequently had his brother in town for a long weekend and invited me to go out with all of them one night.  We went out, showed him a good time, then went back to his apartment.  The drinking continued, I lived walking distance and was ready to go home.  I think my guy could tell I was getting the itch to end the night so he came over to me, kissed me and said, “You want to go don’t you? I will come with you, but what about staying here for a bit…what about you and my brother?”  I almost threw up all my lemon drop shots all over him as I asked, “What do you mean your brother???”  He said as plain as day, “Ya know…” I looked him dead in the face and said, “You are fucking crazy, he can go cool off at the strip club down the street and you can go fuck yourself for thinking I am some freebie you pass around. I am going home.” Now that is what I call brotherly love.

The biggest turn off is when a guy begs for sex.  I’m talking on his knees, chasing you around, begging you to sleep with him.  Add the fact that he’s naked and doing this just makes it sooo much worse!  I was on a second date with this guy I knew from work.  The date was going great, we had gone to dinner, his treat, went to a bar, had a few drinks, and then of course the “Why don’t you come up and check out my apartment?” question was asked.  Now normally I wouldn’t trust a guy I just met, but I knew this guy from work and his intentions seemed good.  WRONG.  The situation escalated quickly, we got into his apartment, saw the place, saw his room, and then he was taking off all his clothes.  When I realized he thought I was going to sleep with him, I decided it was time to let him know that wasn’t going to happen.  The events that ensued happened as follows…ME: “I’m not going to sleep with you.”  HIM: “What?  Why not?”  When he wasn’t taking no for an answer, I proceeded to gather my things.  HIM:  “Don’t leave.  Why are you leaving? I hate you!”  Ahhh..ok.  Trying to get myself together as quickly as possible the naked man chased me from room to room.  HIM:  “DON’T LEAVE, PLEASE STAY.  I HATE YOU.  I HATE YOU.  PLEASE STAY.”  Is this guy for real?  After all of this I finally gathered all my stuff and made it to the door.  When I looked back there was the naked man sitting on his couch with a pillow over his crotch..his last words.  “I hate you.”  Well here’s what not to do if you are trying to get laid.

The first time a guy asked me to “suck it” I was mortified and didn’t do it, so the first time I actually did give a guy a blow job I definitely didn’t swallow.  After about a month of giving my boyfriend blow jobs I was all about swallowing.  I really sincerely didn’t mind, and so I became a swallower.  Thinking now about all the semen I swallowed over the years I’m a bit sick to my stomach to say the least.  Whenever my friends and I would have heated discussions about the topic I always adamantly stood by the swallow rule!  It’s a must I tell you!  You must swallow.  Now let’s fast forward to present day – up until about a year ago if you asked me spit or swallow?  I would say swallow hands down – clearly you got that, BUT lately I’ve begun to sing a different tune.  I’ve hooked up with a handful of guys – ones that I’ve dated, ones that were random, and ones from work, but in all cases I’ve decided that I’m no longer going to swallow if I, 1.) am not dating the guy, 2.) don’t know where he has been, and 3.) if he hasn’t gone down on me….so never really being a fan of spitting I’ve come up with a sure fire way to make the guy think that I’ve swallowed when I’m actually not….I know I’m not alone out there – ladies you know who you are…

But really what do you guys think, spit, swallow, or make them think you swallowed?